When one of my acquaintances or friends complains about their other half, I shrug my shoulders tiredly. What can you know about relationships unless you are King Henry VIII of England? Yes, yes - the same one who had six wives.

He carried his first wife to term with his brother. Therefore, Little Brother, Karlsson's friend, was afraid of very real things. The second one he loved very much. When he decided to execute her, he specially called a professional executioner from France to be sure that his head would be cut off instantly and painlessly. High relationships!

To find the fourth one, I went to Instagram. How did you get in? He sent his first minister to Germany to bring him a portrait.

The King liked the portrait.

- How is it really? - The King carefully asked his minister.

People already suspected that Instagram had filters.

- Wow! - The First Minister showed "heart".

However, when the future queen was brought to court, Henry did not like her. He didn't even want to cun..., can..., to consummate the marriage. It turns out that she was photographed strictly from the front. That's where all the likes come from. In profile it is completely different.

- To hell with this Instagram! - Henry decided and cut off The First Minister's head.

And he appointed the bride as his beloved sister.

In a medieval photo (header of page), Anne of Cleves poses at a photo shoot. The photographer, by the way, is great.

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